Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
I laughed so hard I woke my brother. He needs to get up for work in five hours. He punched me. Thanks for that Phil, you asshole
Oh god. Why is everything so funny this morning? I have to go to work, you know. You’re killing me tumblr.
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AND YOU COULDN’T EVEN KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY DINOS WE HAD?
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